Bangsaphan Guide

As a group therapy session, I'd say we're starting to making progress.

Nice to see bonding between the local farangs and thais. If
they need help with the computer, I could perhaps be helpful.

Never had a problem myself. BS Thai people have always "bent over backward" (try their very best) to find out what I need and sell it to me. I frequently bring along a picture (that I take on my camera, or get from the internet) of what I'm trying to buy, since verbal communication is usually the pr...

Christ! Just like a low budget horror movie!

Where's my Curare shooter, innocently disguised as a coca cola straw. "I wonder why he brings his own straw to the Why Not?" Perhaps the beach dogs can be disciplined into dog sled teams, and transport us around BS. Hi Ho Silver! Just a word of caution: there's a bordello here in Berlin called the "...

This certain lady doesn't work in an animal shelter thinly disguised as a beach bar, does she? (PS this is a "rhetorical question" -- no need to answer)

MrMaria. What a dilemma!

East German Jokes How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. A customer orders a Trabant car. The salesman tells him to come back to pick it up in nine years. The customer: "Shall I come back in the morning or in the even...

Dog's Dinner may not know that urine is sterile, therefore incapable of infecting. Whether it's "dirty" or not, is open to interpretation. I think that (in bars without toilets) taking a discrete piss behind a bush or tree is acceptable behavior. And I've seen *many* Thai men doing similar things. P...

This is encouraging... "A Flagstaff scientist may have discovered a non-surgical way to sterilize dogs - an advance that would revolutionize animal-shelter medicine and address Arizona's canine-overpopulation problem in the process, according to one veterinary expert." Orally administered..... http:...

Some of us have mulled this around. A kiosk that you drive up to, plug in your USB drive, select your movies, audio books, ebooks, or music on the smiley faced terminal (with pirate eye patch), download the lot and then drive happily away. No doubt the police would get wind though, and we'd have to ...

As an American, I can only hope that Tesco will sell those sneakers with the little lights in the heels, that turn on and off as you step. Not only are they soooo cool, but drunk drivers can see me walking along the road at night before they run me over.

Nice juicy stuff. And I thought that BS was getting dull. I'll get to work in the lab on anti-fertility dog biscuits, distributed freely at the Why Not. Or perhaps that old standby "Salt Peter" (Potassium nitrate), what they used to give American youth on "Prom Night" in the US to stifle your libido...

Excellent job. And Good on ya' mate!

Do not nice little doggies piss on the beach too, drunk or otherwise? I know at least one flowering bush near Montri's that has literally *gallons* pissed on it every day. Not only is it not pining away. It flourishes, and its pink blossoms grow larger each year, though the pink is now tinged with a...