Bangsaphan Guide

Tut, tut! Talking about your willy on a Family Forum(c).

A nice little poem though. I can only hope my funeral orators will be as sincere.

Another family classic: "Hear about the farmer who was outstanding in his field?".

Because this is a family forum, and all families are fond of dogs and value the virtue of "waiting your turn", this is the only thing I found to be "clean enough" to submit...

"I'm My Own Grandpa" Now, many many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown-up daughter Had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life My daughter w...

Some *nice* jokes for the whole family... A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Oooo...

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! Going Down!! As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how...

How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream. How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize. Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot ...

A Woman at the Post Office

A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What Denomination?" Asked the clerk.
"Oh, my goodness! Have we come to this?" said the woman.
"Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!"

Who Makes the Coffee??

A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"

God's Creation

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

What Would Jesus Drive?

Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus’ time?
A: Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

For the Family Resort.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the cake say to the knife? A: You wanna piece of me! Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can't tuna fish! Q: What did the camera say when going to the shops? A: I'll ...

O Deer! Ok, well, delete to your heart's content. The main focus of these particular comics is anti-clerical, not pro porno, though yes, they're graphic. Anyway I'll tone it down. Like I say, if the mods don't like it, just remove it. I often wonder if anybody bothers to read this stuff anyway. I us...

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