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by yoursTruly
25 Oct 2014 08:28
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

There's a million things to say on the topic of women. Not many of them are very flattering to women unfortunately. Some examples... When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now." -- T...
by yoursTruly
25 Oct 2014 08:19
Forum: Beach Bar
Topic: Foreigners 'May Soon be Able to do 90-Day Reports at 7-11s'
Replies: 5
Views: 3650

Re: Foreigners 'May Soon be Able to do 90-Day Reports at 7-1

Don't hold your breath ! The passport bar code system they put in at CM so you didn't have to supply vast amounts of photocopies lasted 3 months before it collapsed. If you don't have an on line appointment for extension of visa and you want to get processed that day you have to turn up at the offi...
by yoursTruly
23 Oct 2014 19:27
Forum: Beach Bar
Topic: Jelly Fish
Replies: 11
Views: 11621

Re: Jelly Fish

johnny red wrote:if the dogs turn red after eating a jellyfish,would it be because they were brown before they ate it or they turned red after eating a brown jellyfish?
I'll put a man on it.
by yoursTruly
23 Oct 2014 16:03
Forum: Beach Bar
Topic: Foreigners 'May Soon be Able to do 90-Day Reports at 7-11s'
Replies: 5
Views: 3650

Foreigners 'May Soon be Able to do 90-Day Reports at 7-11s'

"Well blow me down!" as Popeye used to say. This is the merger of corporate and state functions. Mussolini coined the world "Fascism": the corporate state. Like when Assange called the White House and got put through to a high level Google employee instead. Anyway, this one ain't so bad if it comes ...
by yoursTruly
22 Oct 2014 12:14
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

God, if this could only happen to every brainless twit woman babbling on her cellphone

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by yoursTruly
22 Oct 2014 12:08
Forum: Beach Bar
Topic: Jelly Fish
Replies: 11
Views: 11621

Re: Jelly Fish

buksida wrote:Its an annual thing though there are more of them this year, maybe something to do with El Niño. Hua Hin beach is a mass of jelly: http://www.huahinforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=28241
It's a fun game for us kids to see if we can walk to the end of the beach by only stepping on jellyfish.
by yoursTruly
22 Oct 2014 12:02
Forum: Beach Bar
Topic: Jelly Fish
Replies: 11
Views: 11621

Re: Jelly Fish

red and brown jelly fish or red and brown beach dogs? Good question and I can see you're serious about this issue... My answer is: I don't care whether the dogs eat the jellyfish or the jellyfish eat the dogs, or even if the dogs turn red after eating the jellyfish. As long as they've all floated o...
by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 09:17
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

The pain of being the only engineer in the room...



I know the feeling--bosses completely ignorant of techology and the process of development.
by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 09:14
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

Fit six boys on a motorbike, no problem. But the number drops to 4 if they're all gay...

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by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 09:10
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

I wonder if he's gets free junk food in exchange for advertising space?

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by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 09:08
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

Cats are such disgusting animals, but humans run a close second.

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by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 08:57
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

Ladyboys per 100,000 people. World survey.

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It shows that in Thailand 9 of 10 people (of both sexes?) are ladyboys, which seems about right from my own amateur investigations.
by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 08:53
Forum: Just Say Hi!
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 1681
Views: 632256

Re: Joke Thread

Join us for our Second Annual Sweaters for Soi Dogs Campaign

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2014/10/16/o ... s-warm-fed
by yoursTruly
21 Oct 2014 08:32
Forum: Beach Bar
Topic: Jelly Fish
Replies: 11
Views: 11621

Re: Jelly Fish

It would be nice if they served *some* function, and were at least edible. If not for humans, then at least an irrestible treat for beach dogs, especailly the red and brown ones.