Bangsaphan Guide

A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on the ground in a pool of blood. She gently cradles the boy’s head in her arms and whispers, “Do you need a priest?” The boy moans, “How you can think of sex a...

The latest. I wonder how all the BS folks who sat in the streets of Bangkok feel about the outcome of their efforts... http://i.imgur.com/wmcvcrf.png "The list showed that the entire administration is virtually debt-free. Gen Prayut and his wife have declared a net worth of 128 million baht in asset...

He was the world's only armless sculptor. He put the chisel in his mouth
and his wife hit him on the back of the head with a mallet.
-- Fred Allen

"My town was so small we it didn't have a village idiot, so we all had to take turns". -- Fred Allen

So remember folks, wait your turn. It will come. And once you've got it, don't hog it and take idiot time away from others who might deserve it more than you.

I like my women how I like my coffee....
....ground up and in the freezer.
I like my women how I like my scotch....
....twelve years old and mixed up with coke. -- Nick Danger

(Sorry, Nick isn't much of a family man...at least not a *traditional* family man)

...Saure really turns out to be an adept at the difficult art of papryomancy, the ability to prophesy through contemplating the way people roll reefers - the shape, the licking pattern, the wrinkles and folds or absence thereof in the paper. "You will soon be in love," sez Saure, "see, this line her...

"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all." "Somebody is about to fall in love," Oedipa said, "you go sit with them, or something?" "Right. The whol...

Calvin and Hobbes turn Commie.

Tomorrow never comes! It's all the same fuckin' day, man!
-- Janis Joplin

America's Joke...

Not too titilating when the ... well you know what I mean.

The is joke has passed the British Joke Approval Board and is considered Safe for Families....

William Burroughs and his hand carved (or should I say hand slashed) Halloween pumpkin.

I know, a repeat but I couldn't resist (more on the topic of wives past their prime.... Then there was the middle-aged businessman who took his spouse to Paris. After traipsing with her from one mansion du couture to another, be begged for a day off to rest and got it. With the wife gone shopping ag...

"Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house."
-- anon