Bangsaphan Guide

A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation... When s...

I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how was your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . .Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil pac...

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How long have you been bedridden?'

After a look of complete confusion she answered . .. .'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one ?'. . .. I asked. 'The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered ...

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinbe...

At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,' . I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes, St.Thomas's Bath

Most forums that I've read have a jokes thread - something that is sadly lacking here. Guess has suggested I start one, so here it is: A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress ...

guess wrote:How about some of your jokes being posted.

That'll liven things up a bit.

Richard sends me quite few that I don't post on HHAD - I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I post them here

Since the MS Visio incident, I've given up reading forums at work

This happens every time I log on. My first attempt to post every day returns me to the menu. After each day's glitch, everything works fine. I would say it's a niggle rather than a problem.

In my attempt to reach 5 posts, I do have one question. This forum always seems to deny my first attempt to post on every session. The following is always displayed first time around: You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this...

Duplicate post - sorry.

Not done deliberately trying to achieve my 5 posts

guess wrote: I look forward to the Big Boy account of the May trip down here. Sorry, you're going to have to wait until I've completed 5 posts. I've spent a couple of days putting my report together, only to be snubbed through too few posts. BS was too quiet for me - the trip was very enjoyable, an...

Hi Everybody, I've just popped in from the Hua Hin forum for a look around. I've already bumped into a few familiar names :D Made my first visit to Bang Saphan in May after reading so much good stuff about it on HHAD. I won't lie, after already being totally chilled out at the end of my holiday, it ...